The Craziest Thing...

While sun bathing on the beach the other day, I was hit in the middle of my back, with the force of a thousand slaps...by a decapitated fish. The force was so great that fish was disemboweled all over my back, causing me a great deal of pain and confusion. I imagine it was the spine of the fish that cut through my skin, causing the stinging of sand, salt, and guts mixing with my blood. In my state of shock, I was unable to positively identify the source of this dangerous weapon, I was too busy crying or something. Joe and I came to the conclusion that a bird flying high above must have dropped his dinner, with the precision of a sniper, onto my back. It was traveling at such a high velocity, that when it hit me, it did not make a slapping noise, it was a very loud thud, then it bounced off me and landed about a foot away. No worries, the swelling has subsided, and I will probably survive this traumatic occurrence. Seriously, one of the weirdest things that has ever happened to me.